so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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