so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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