Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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