Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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