i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
