Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
