why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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