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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.

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(254): View more from Texas

just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.

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(516): View more from New York

watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...

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(409): View more from Texas

I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop

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(618): View more from Illinois

you should give me head with plastic fangs in

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum

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(847): View more from Illinois

The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.

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