What a fucking waste of an outfit
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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