i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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