then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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