oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He shit in the fireplace
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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