Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Boobs speak an international language.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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