Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
so much tequila, so little girl.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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