i'm signing you up for texting rehab
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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