Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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