At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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