I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
