her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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