They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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