I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
