is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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