We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Randomize
