You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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