its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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