I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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