I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
please don't ironically join a cult
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