Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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