quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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