All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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