im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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