My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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