this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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