windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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