How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
jump out the window naked night went bad
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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