found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Houston, we have a blender
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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