we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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