Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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