I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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