this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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