How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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