what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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