Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Who died my cat blue again?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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