it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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