no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I'm passing your future prison.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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