Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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