don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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