pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
