somebody snuck up and got me drunk
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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