Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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