I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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