Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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